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AT LAST I MADE THIS FUCKING SCROLL, BUT NO ENERGY AND STAMINA LEFT TO CODE THE LOADER. SO I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE GAME! I HOPE YOU WILL. SHIT! MY WAY OF THINKING GOT GOING IN WRONG DIRECTION. ADJUSTING...%........OH NO!........$........OH NO!........&........OH NO!........@........OH NO!........+........OH NO!........= VERY GOOD!.. HELLO! DECSOFT PRESENTS DISK VERSION OF RAMBO III 48/128K. LOADER, INFINITE ENERGY AND SPECIAL EFFECTS WERE MADE BY DECSOFT, INSTRUCTION WHICH YOU CAN READ AFTER PRESSING SPACE WAS WRITTEN AND PAINTED BY A.S.KOLN. 128K MUSIC WHICH IS BEING PLAYED BY YOUR MACHINE WAS STOLEN FROM "GI HERO". NOW SOME WORDS ABOUT SHITLIKE MOVING SCROLLER. AFTER TAKING IT OUT OF "LYRA II MEGADEMO" I OUTRAGED UPON IT TERRIBLY AND YOU CAN ASSESS THE RESULT OF MY WORK. YEAH I KNOW THAT THE LETTERS ARE BLURRING LIKE FRESH SHIT IN ONE'S HANDS. BUT IF I HAD ROM CHIP WITH A BETTER SINCHRONIZING GENERATOR, THE LETTERS' IMAGE COULD BE CLEAR. OK! NOW IF YOU AREN'T BORED AND STILL READ THIS STUPID MESSAGE, YOU MUST SWITCH IT OFF IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE NOW I WANNA SEND SOME HALLOS WHICH WILL BE DREADFULLY BORING. SO I BEGIN... HALLO: A.S.KOLN (YOU SEE I'AM STILL MOCKING AT THIS STUPID LOADER AND YOU CAN EASILY COME TO A CONCLUSION THAT THE DISK WITH THE PROGRAM (YOU KNOW WHAT PROGRAM IS MEANT) IS GETTING MORE AND MORE DUSTY. HOW DOES THE CLIENT BEHAVE HIMSELF? IS HE WORRIED? OR ALREADY NOT? IS HE STILL? FOR A MOMENT OR FOR EVER? NOW THINK CAREFULLY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION WHILE I GO ON. P.S. IF .L.F.A. HAS 128K SPEC STILL, REPHRASE HIM WHAT I WILL SAY TO HIM NOW.), .L.F.A. (ANDREW TOLD ME YOU HAD HAD GOT 386 ?X MACHINE. I WANT TO SAY THAT IT'S VERY GOOD OF YOU TO HAVE IBM 386 INSTEAD OF NON-COMPARABLE "AMIGA". SO THE ONLY FEELING I HAVE IS JEALOUSY. DO YOU HAVE SPEC128 STILL? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IBM? WHAT PROGRAMS ARE SUPPOSED TO APPEAR WITH SIGN ".L.F.A."?). EH! I FORGOT THE MAIN THING. IT'S ABOUT THE NEW YEAR NIGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO AT THIS NIGHT? IF YOU LOVE CELEBRATING THE NEW YEAR COMING, PROVE IT WITH A GOOD GLASS OF HARD DRINK (IT WILL BE MUCH BETTER IF YOU DRINK FOR INSTANCE "DRY GIN" WITH 75 DEGREES PROOF). THE NIGHT WILL BE NOTHING WITHOUT LISTENING TO METAL MUSIC: "ACCEPT" ("BALLS TO THE WALL","RUSSIAN ROULETTE","OBJECTION OVERRULED",ACCEPT-85), "U.D.O." ("FACELESS WORLD","MEAN MACHINE","TIME BOMB"), "METALLICA" ("METALLICA","KILL'EM ALL","RIDE THE LIGHTNING","5 DOLLARS 98 CENTS GARAGE","MASTER OF PUPPETS"-ESPECIALLY "ORION","AND JUSTICE FOR ALL"), "MAN'O'WAR" ("BATTLE HYMNS","INTO GLORY RIDE","HAIL TO ENGLAND","SIGN OF THE HAMMER","KINGS OF METAL","FIGHTING THE WORLD") AND OTHERS: "BLIND GUARDIAN","IRON MAIDEN","MEGADEATH","SLAYER","AC/DC"... REMEMBER, ONLY DEGENERATES DON'T LIKE THIS KIND OF MUSIC!.. WELL, WHAT NEXT? MAYBE A LITTLE ADVERTISMENT: PEOPLE! I KNOW YOU LIKE PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES VERY MUCH. THE ONLY YOUR WAY OUT IS CALLING A.S.KOLN (TEL. 512-80-69, MOSCOW - 095) AND ASKING HIM TO FILL SOME DISKS OR CASSETES WITH 48K (BETTER IF 128K) GAMES OR SYSTEM PROGS. HE'LL BE VERY GLAD TO HELP YOU (I HOPE). DISK VERSION OF LAST NINJA 2 IS A VERY VERY VERY WEAK EXAMPLE OF WHAT WE CAN DO TOGETHER. NOW IT IS "RAMBO III". NEXT WILL BE "PLATOON" (MAYBE)... HEY! ARE YOU STILL HERE? YOU'D BETTER GO SLEEPING. IT'S 22:03:25 AND THE EVENING IS COMING TO END. @PRESS SPACE NOW! STARTING COUNTDOWN: FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE GO!!! =SHIT! WHAT A CURIOUS PERSON YOU ARE! @HEEEEEEEEEEY!!! WHAT'S THE MATTER? I CAN'T BELIEVE MY TV SET'S SCREEN! OH! WHERE HAS Z-80 GONE? WHAT IS STICKING OUT INSTEAD OF IT? OOOHH! I'M ABSOLUTELY CRAZY! IT'S "INTEL 586 - PENTIUM"! OK! LET'S CHECK THE MEMORY UP!.. 1MB 2MB 3MB ... 100MB 101MB 102MB ... 500MB ... LET'S BETTER STOP IT! OK! HOW MUCH PIXELS DOES MY MONITOR HAVE? X-AXIS: 1 2 3 ... 1000000 ... ALL RIGHT!!! SHIT! NOTHING IS RIGHT! I'M GOING MORE AND MORE MAD... I CAN'T ADJUST MYSELF... I'M TRYING!.. =WITH ENORMOUS EFFORTS I DID IT! I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL THIS FUCKING TEXT ABOVE. I HOPE I'M TALKING TO MYSELF... MY CONSCIOUSNESS IS LEAVING ME... THAT'S THE END... REMEMBER CAREFULLY! SMOKING AND ALCOHOL TAKING CAUSE VERY BAD ILLNESSES AND ARE VERY VERY VERY DANGEROUS TO HEALTH. THE EXAMPLE YOU COULD SEE NOW... SIGNED: HEALTHCARE MINISTRY OF RUSSIA #
