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WOOOOOW! HI,GUYS! NICKOLAS CORE IN ASSOCIATION WITH REANIMATOR OF TIGER SOFTWARE INCORPORATED ARE PROUD TO PRESENT FOR YOUR FIXED ATTENTION NEW MUSICAL DEMO CALLED AS "SKOAL'95"... BY THE WAY,IT'S OUR FIRST MUSIC DEMO AND WE HOPE YOU WON'T SCOLD US VERY INTENSIVELY... (?) FIRST OF ALL WE BEG PARDON FOR THIS REALLY INOPPORTUNE PROGRAM,BUT WE THINK BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!!! THE ORIGINAL IDEA OF THIS DEMO PRODUCTION WAS BORN LONG AGO- WE COULD REALISE IT BY THE NEW YEAR. BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED AND WE DIDN'T FINISH IT... SO,SOME TIME LATER WE DECIDED TO CONTINUE OUR "SKOAL"... NOW THE PROGRAM DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE ORIGINAL PROGRAM- WE CHANGED IT A LITTLE... SO,WE NAIVELY HOPE THAT YOU'LL ENJOY OUR "SKOAL"... HEEEEY!!! IT'S KOLYAN WHO IS NAUGHTY HERE... AND I'LL USE THIS TIME TO SEND NEW YEAR CONGRATULATIONS, GREETINGS,HELLOS,PARDONS AND PRICKS TO ALL KNOWN CODERS,HACKERS,GRAPHIC MAKERS,MUSICIANS AND SIMPLE USERS OF OUR BEST 8-BIT MACHINE IN THE GALAXY! SO,GO AHEAD... FIRST OF ALL I WELCOME ALL MEMBERS OF TIGER SOFTWARE: NICKOLAS CORE (IT'S ME), REANIMATOR (BIG THANKS FOR HARDWARES! GUYS,IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME SUPER HARDWERES- MOUSE,PRINTER,LIGHT PEN,ETC THEN CALL TO REANIMATOR,HIS PHONE YOU CAN SEE AT THE END OF THIS SCROLL), LIS(HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BE HAPPY!),VOLODYA FROM KOYDANOVO IBM DEVELOPMENT (BEST WISHES TO YOU!) !!! SECONDLY I SEND GREETINGS TO MY ALMOST NATIVE CITY- TO THE CAPITAL OF BELARUS AND C.I.S.- THE CITY OF MINSK! HELLO SPECCY: MASTSOFT ( HAVE YOU PAID FOR PHONE CALLS TO ME?), *SANALEX* (IS YOUR NEW DISK PROTECTION SYSTEM FINISHED???), SHIKH SERGEY (I WISH YOU VICTORY IN THE INTERNATIONAL MATH COMPETITION!), ALEXANDER NIKIFOROV (I WANT TO SEE MORE COOL INTRODUCTIONS IN YOUR GAMES!), NEMANSOFT,LAMASOFT,NICKOLAS KOJEVNIKOV (WHAT ABOUT DRUNKING PARTY?), ALEX PLUSOV (WHY ARE YOU WORKING ONLY WITH 0-SCREEN? MORE DEMOS!), KAMIKAZE (EXCELLENT GRAPHICS! YOU ARE BRAVE GUY!), NEONSOFT (YOUR REAL INTENDATION- MUSIC MAKER!), BARISOFT (CHEAP DEMOS!),MMM DECODER... OH,I'M SORRY, M.CODER (YOUR PROGS WILL BE MORE COOL IF YOU'LL WORK WITH 1-SCREEN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEMOS!), CASANOVA,BIOMAN,ETC... MINSK,IBM: S.STEPANTSOFF,P.LANGER (THE FIRST PRIZERS OF THE REPUBLIC OLYMPIAD), NICKOLAS CHURA,OKASOFT,A.DOROSHENKO,A.PUSHKIN (OR KNIGHT), V.SINELNIKOV,S.VERSHENYA,A.DOVGAN,ETC... MINSK,GIRLS: SJB,NATALI PAVLENOK,VIKA PUSTOHOD, NATALI LEVAKOVA,OLGA MUHINA,NATALI KOVALENOK,ALENA ANTROPOVA, NATALI ABRAMENKO,NATALI PRILUTSKAYA,ETC... INTERNATIONAL ULTRA RED MEGA FUCK TO BEST SOFTWARE,HARDWARE,SHAREWARE DESTRUCTOR- DR.KING OF TIME !!! FUCKING FREAK! I HEARD A LITTLE ABOUT THE METHODS OF YOUR PROGS CREATION... YOU'LL DIE IF DON'T STOP MAKING YOUR SHIT!!!! NOW MEGA HELLO GOES TO CITY OF GOMEL: DREAM MAKERS SOFTWARE (I WELCOME IMP,SHAMAN,VMP! HAVE YOU RECIEVED A LETTER FROM REANIMATOR? I'M FULLY SATISFIED WITH YOUR AMUSING PROGS! THANK YOU!), TECHNOTIME SOFTWARE (I'M WAITING FOR YOUR NEW PROGRAMS!),ETC... LONG FUCK TO NICK POTAPENKO (SHITING SEGA-USER!!!)... WARM GREETING GO TO THE UKRAINE: CODEBUSTERS (SUPER! HYPER! MEGA! BEST WISHES FOR RST7, MAX IWAMOTO,KLAV (YOUR MUSIC IS THE BEST! EXCUSE ME FOR USING IT...),KOLESNIK ANDREW...), VVV (HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IBM?),VMG,HACKER STINGER,STALKER,OVERMASTER,TORNADO,R-SOFT,HF-SOFT,JAMES ADVENT,ETC... AND AT LAST SOME WORDS TO RUSSIAN USERS AND HACKERS... VORONEZH: GOLDEN DISK CORP. (I LIKE YOUR "ANEKDOTES3" KILODEMO. WHAT'LL BE THE NEXT?), KDF SOFT,BRAIN (TWO BOOTS-THE COUPLE),ETC.. MOSCOW: MORTAL KOMBAT HACKERS GROUP: KANO,SUB ZERO,SCORPION,ETC... ,KSA SOFT,SOFTSTAR... BIG PRICK TO GROMILOV ALEX AND KARP (YOUR DEMOS ARE CHEAP, YOUR GRAPHIC ARE HORRIBLE,YOUR JOKES ARE FLAT,YOUR EFFECTS ARE STOLEN! ANYWAY:FUCK YOU!)... AND AT LAST THE MAIN INFORMATION- DEMO CREDITS... ALL UNREASONABLE CODES ARE BY NICKOLAS CORE OF TIGER SOFTWARE (MY PHONE IN KOYDANOVO IS (8216) 642-80,ASK NICK). SUPER GRAPHIC REALIZATION BY REANIMATOR OF TIGER SOFTWARE (HIS PHONE IS (8216) 546-60,ASK TOLYA)... SOME ADVICE AND MORAL SUPPORT BY LIS AND VOLODYA OF TIGER SOFTWARE.. MUSIC BY KLAV OF CODEBUSTERS GROUP... THAT IS ALL... ALL RIGHTS RESERVED... COPYRIGHT TIGER SOFTWARE INCORPORATED,KOYDANOVO,BELARUS 1995... MERRY CHRISTMAS! THE END OF THIS USELESS RUBBISH... NOW READ THE LOWER SCROLL OF OUR UNFORGETTABLE DEMONSTRTION. SEE YOU SOON... P.S. WAITING FOR NEW VIRUSES FROM KOYDANOVO INC. ! GOOD BYE! BYE!
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HELLO,CRAZY GALAXY! HEY,GUYS AND GIRLS,HACKERS AND CODERS,USERS AND COMPLETERS,FIDGITS AND BEGINNERS,PROFESSIONALS AND AMATEURS... AS YOU HAVE GUESSED,THIS IS A CRAZY TEXT OF A MAD MONSTER... OK,AND IF WITHOUT JOKES IT IS KOLYAN FROM TIGER SOFTWARE INCORPORATED... WHY DON'T YOU RECALL THAT YOU CAN PRESS SOME KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD (WHAT ABOUT Q AND A ???)- IT MAY CAUSE SOME CHANGES ON THE SCREEN... THIS IS A LOWER SCROLLER IN THIS DEMONSTRATION AND YOU WON'T SEE WISHES AND GREETINGS HERE- THERE WILL BE ONLY STUPID JOKES... SO,I'LL START HERE... BUT DON'T FORGET ABOUT MY WARNING: FASTEN SAFETY BELTS!!! SO,GO ON... HERE IS A FLAT OLD JOKE TO START WITH... DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ABBREVIATION "SVGA" MEANS? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT MEANS "SUPER VIDEO GRAPHIC ADAPTER" FOR SHITING IBM-COMPATIBLE MACHINES (FEATURES: 256 OR 512 KB. VIDEO RAM,100HZ SCREEN PURITY,REAL COLOURS,ETC...) ??? OF COURSE NOT!!! BY THE WAY A NEW MODIFICATION OF THIS MONITOR IS AVAILABLE ON THE MARKET- IT IS CALLED AS "XVGA" MONITOR... AND OF COURSE IT IS BETTER THAN PREVIOUS... OOOHHHH... NOW STOP THE RAVINGS OF A MAD RACOON... I WANT TO GIVE YOU A TRUE ANSWER TO THIS PUZZLING GUESTION... OK... LISTEN TO ME: IMHO ABBREVIATION "SVGA" MEANS "SPECTRUM VIDEO GRAPHIC ADAPTER"... I'M SORRY FOR THIS REALLY FLAT JOKE... I HOPE THE FOLLOWING WILL BE MORE AMUSING... NOW I PRESENT FOR YOUR ATTENTION THE MAIN PART OF THIS INFAMOUS DEMONSTRATION... ALL THAT YOU'LL SEE IS NOT FOR SALE,PURCHASE OR REPUBLISHING. IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS TEXT IN YOUR OWN PROGS THEN REFERENCE TO THE SOURCE IS OBLIGATORY... WARNING!!! THE AUTHOR OF THIS PROGRAM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHANGES IN THE WORK OF YOUR MACHINE (THE BROKEN SCREEN OF YOUR TV OR MONITOR,MUTILATED DISK DRIVERS,SQUEEZED KEYBOARD,CRUSHED TABLES AND ARM-CHAIRS,ETC...)!!!?! USE THE SERVICE OF COMMERCIAL SEQURITY!!! SO,GO AHEAD!!! THE MAIN PROBLEM OF DISCUSSION WILL BE: WHY IS BEER BETTER THAN THE SECOND HALF OF MANKIND?!?? NOW I'LL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU OF THIS IDEA,IT'S UP TO YOU: BELIEVE IT OR NOT... BE PATIENT TO READ IT... START TO HAVE ENJOY AND SATISFACTION! COME ON! BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN BECAUSE: 1. YOU CAN ENJOY BEER DURING THE WHOLE MONTH. 2. BEER STAINS ARE WASHIBLE. 3. YOU DON'T NEED TO FEED BEER AND GIVE IT ANY DRINK. 4. YOUR BEER IS PACIENTLY WAITING FOR YOU IN A CAR,WHILE YOU ARE HAVING ANOTHER BEER. 5. YOU DON'T NEED TO WASH YOUR BEER TO MAKE IT TASTY. 6. BEER IS NEVER LATE. 7.YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY ALLOWANCE DUE IN CASE YOU'VE CHANGED THE BEER. 8.BEER IS NOT JEALOUS OF ANOTHER BEER. 9.BEER LABELS ARE TAKEN OFF WITHOUT STRUGGLE. 10. BEER CORKS DON'T BITE. 11. YOU MAY CHOOSE ANY BEER IN A BAR. 12.BEER NEVER HAS A HEADACHE. 13. HAVING HAD THE BEER,THE PRICE OF THE BOTTLE IS STILL 10 CENTS. 14. BEER NEVER FAINTS IF YOU SMELL ANOTHER BEER ON COMING HOME. 15. YOU MAY HAVE BEER MORE THAN ONCE DURING A NIGHT WITHOUT REMORSE. 16. YOU MAY SHARE YOUR BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 17. YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE FIRST TO OPEN THE BEER. 18. BEER IS ALWAYS WET. 19. BEER DOESN'T DEMAND EQUALITY. 20. YOU MAY HAVE BEER IN PUBLIC. 21. BEER DOESN'T CARE WHEN YOU FINISH. T H E E N D! COPYRIGHT THIS TEXT BY MATRIX PRINTER LX300,SHEET OF PAPER FOR BUSINESSMEN, BELORUSIAN STATE UNIVERSITY LYCEUM,ETC... ATTENTION TO ALL THE IBM-USERS! BE CAREFUL! A VERY DANGEROUS RESIDENT STEALTH-VIRUS IS SET FREE. IT PERFORMES CERTAIN HARM FUNCTIONS: IF THE DAY NUMBER COINCIDES WITH THE MONTH NUMBER, THE VIRUS FORMATES ALL AVAILABLE DISKS;EVERY SATURDAY FROM 3 TILL 9 O'CLOCK P.M. DAVID GAHAN'S IMAGE APPEARS ON THE SCREEN; YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE MELODY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" IN JULY,20 AND TO "DEAD MARCH" IN MAY,24; IF YOU TYPE ON THE KEYBOARD THE STRING "KINGOFTIME",YOU CAN SEE ON THE SCREEN OBSCENE EXPRESSIONS,ISSUED BY THE VIRUS. THE SPECIFIC FEATURE : IN MBR OF HDD IT DRAWS BY PSEUDOGRAPHIC SYMBOLS A NEW BELORUSIAN STATE EMBLEM (YEAAAAH,FFFUCK IT !!!). THE VIRUS BODY IS CIPHERED. THE CODER/DECODER IS CHOSEN OUT OF 1995*10@1979 VARIANTS. THE DETECTOR "SCAN" RECOGNIZES IT AS "DEPECHE", MEANWHILE THE CURE-PROG "CLEAN" DOESN'T. THERE WILL NOT ANY MORE TEXT IN THIS SCROLL SO I MUST SAY YOU 'GOOD BYE!' BYE-BYE! SEE YOU LATER...
Верхний скролл:
WOOOOOW! HI,GUYS! NICKOLAS CORE IN ASSOCIATION WITH REANIMATOR OF TIGER SOFTWARE INCORPORATED ARE PROUD TO PRESENT FOR YOUR FIXED ATTENTION NEW MUSICAL DEMO CALLED AS "SKOAL'95"... BY THE WAY,IT'S OUR FIRST MUSIC DEMO AND WE HOPE YOU WON'T SCOLD US VERY INTENSIVELY... (?) FIRST OF ALL WE BEG PARDON FOR THIS REALLY INOPPORTUNE PROGRAM,BUT WE THINK BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!!! THE ORIGINAL IDEA OF THIS DEMO PRODUCTION WAS BORN LONG AGO- WE COULD REALISE IT BY THE NEW YEAR. BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED AND WE DIDN'T FINISH IT... SO,SOME TIME LATER WE DECIDED TO CONTINUE OUR "SKOAL"... NOW THE PROGRAM DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE ORIGINAL PROGRAM- WE CHANGED IT A LITTLE... SO,WE NAIVELY HOPE THAT YOU'LL ENJOY OUR "SKOAL"... HEEEEY!!! IT'S KOLYAN WHO IS NAUGHTY HERE... AND I'LL USE THIS TIME TO SEND NEW YEAR CONGRATULATIONS, GREETINGS,HELLOS,PARDONS AND PRICKS TO ALL KNOWN CODERS,HACKERS,GRAPHIC MAKERS,MUSICIANS AND SIMPLE USERS OF OUR BEST 8-BIT MACHINE IN THE GALAXY! SO,GO AHEAD... FIRST OF ALL I WELCOME ALL MEMBERS OF TIGER SOFTWARE: NICKOLAS CORE (IT'S ME), REANIMATOR (BIG THANKS FOR HARDWARES! GUYS,IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME SUPER HARDWERES- MOUSE,PRINTER,LIGHT PEN,ETC THEN CALL TO REANIMATOR,HIS PHONE YOU CAN SEE AT THE END OF THIS SCROLL), LIS(HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BE HAPPY!),VOLODYA FROM KOYDANOVO IBM DEVELOPMENT (BEST WISHES TO YOU!) !!! SECONDLY I SEND GREETINGS TO MY ALMOST NATIVE CITY- TO THE CAPITAL OF BELARUS AND C.I.S.- THE CITY OF MINSK! HELLO SPECCY: MASTSOFT ( HAVE YOU PAID FOR PHONE CALLS TO ME?), *SANALEX* (IS YOUR NEW DISK PROTECTION SYSTEM FINISHED???), SHIKH SERGEY (I WISH YOU VICTORY IN THE INTERNATIONAL MATH COMPETITION!), ALEXANDER NIKIFOROV (I WANT TO SEE MORE COOL INTRODUCTIONS IN YOUR GAMES!), NEMANSOFT,LAMASOFT,NICKOLAS KOJEVNIKOV (WHAT ABOUT DRUNKING PARTY?), ALEX PLUSOV (WHY ARE YOU WORKING ONLY WITH 0-SCREEN? MORE DEMOS!), KAMIKAZE (EXCELLENT GRAPHICS! YOU ARE BRAVE GUY!), NEONSOFT (YOUR REAL INTENDATION- MUSIC MAKER!), BARISOFT (CHEAP DEMOS!),MMM DECODER... OH,I'M SORRY, M.CODER (YOUR PROGS WILL BE MORE COOL IF YOU'LL WORK WITH 1-SCREEN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEMOS!), CASANOVA,BIOMAN,ETC... MINSK,IBM: S.STEPANTSOFF,P.LANGER (THE FIRST PRIZERS OF THE REPUBLIC OLYMPIAD), NICKOLAS CHURA,OKASOFT,A.DOROSHENKO,A.PUSHKIN (OR KNIGHT), V.SINELNIKOV,S.VERSHENYA,A.DOVGAN,ETC... MINSK,GIRLS: SJB,NATALI PAVLENOK,VIKA PUSTOHOD, NATALI LEVAKOVA,OLGA MUHINA,NATALI KOVALENOK,ALENA ANTROPOVA, NATALI ABRAMENKO,NATALI PRILUTSKAYA,ETC... INTERNATIONAL ULTRA RED MEGA FUCK TO BEST SOFTWARE,HARDWARE,SHAREWARE DESTRUCTOR- DR.KING OF TIME !!! FUCKING FREAK! I HEARD A LITTLE ABOUT THE METHODS OF YOUR PROGS CREATION... YOU'LL DIE IF DON'T STOP MAKING YOUR SHIT!!!! NOW MEGA HELLO GOES TO CITY OF GOMEL: DREAM MAKERS SOFTWARE (I WELCOME IMP,SHAMAN,VMP! HAVE YOU RECIEVED A LETTER FROM REANIMATOR? I'M FULLY SATISFIED WITH YOUR AMUSING PROGS! THANK YOU!), TECHNOTIME SOFTWARE (I'M WAITING FOR YOUR NEW PROGRAMS!),ETC... LONG FUCK TO NICK POTAPENKO (SHITING SEGA-USER!!!)... WARM GREETING GO TO THE UKRAINE: CODEBUSTERS (SUPER! HYPER! MEGA! BEST WISHES FOR RST7, MAX IWAMOTO,KLAV (YOUR MUSIC IS THE BEST! EXCUSE ME FOR USING IT...),KOLESNIK ANDREW...), VVV (HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IBM?),VMG,HACKER STINGER,STALKER,OVERMASTER,TORNADO,R-SOFT,HF-SOFT,JAMES ADVENT,ETC... AND AT LAST SOME WORDS TO RUSSIAN USERS AND HACKERS... VORONEZH: GOLDEN DISK CORP. (I LIKE YOUR "ANEKDOTES3" KILODEMO. WHAT'LL BE THE NEXT?), KDF SOFT,BRAIN (TWO BOOTS-THE COUPLE),ETC.. MOSCOW: MORTAL KOMBAT HACKERS GROUP: KANO,SUB ZERO,SCORPION,ETC... ,KSA SOFT,SOFTSTAR... BIG PRICK TO GROMILOV ALEX AND KARP (YOUR DEMOS ARE CHEAP, YOUR GRAPHIC ARE HORRIBLE,YOUR JOKES ARE FLAT,YOUR EFFECTS ARE STOLEN! ANYWAY:FUCK YOU!)... AND AT LAST THE MAIN INFORMATION- DEMO CREDITS... ALL UNREASONABLE CODES ARE BY NICKOLAS CORE OF TIGER SOFTWARE (MY PHONE IN KOYDANOVO IS (8216) 642-80,ASK NICK). SUPER GRAPHIC REALIZATION BY REANIMATOR OF TIGER SOFTWARE (HIS PHONE IS (8216) 546-60,ASK TOLYA)... SOME ADVICE AND MORAL SUPPORT BY LIS AND VOLODYA OF TIGER SOFTWARE.. MUSIC BY KLAV OF CODEBUSTERS GROUP... THAT IS ALL... ALL RIGHTS RESERVED... COPYRIGHT TIGER SOFTWARE INCORPORATED,KOYDANOVO,BELARUS 1995... MERRY CHRISTMAS! THE END OF THIS USELESS RUBBISH... NOW READ THE LOWER SCROLL OF OUR UNFORGETTABLE DEMONSTRTION. SEE YOU SOON... P.S. WAITING FOR NEW VIRUSES FROM KOYDANOVO INC. ! GOOD BYE! BYE!
Нижний скролл:
HELLO,CRAZY GALAXY! HEY,GUYS AND GIRLS,HACKERS AND CODERS,USERS AND COMPLETERS,FIDGITS AND BEGINNERS,PROFESSIONALS AND AMATEURS... AS YOU HAVE GUESSED,THIS IS A CRAZY TEXT OF A MAD MONSTER... OK,AND IF WITHOUT JOKES IT IS KOLYAN FROM TIGER SOFTWARE INCORPORATED... WHY DON'T YOU RECALL THAT YOU CAN PRESS SOME KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD (WHAT ABOUT Q AND A ???)- IT MAY CAUSE SOME CHANGES ON THE SCREEN... THIS IS A LOWER SCROLLER IN THIS DEMONSTRATION AND YOU WON'T SEE WISHES AND GREETINGS HERE- THERE WILL BE ONLY STUPID JOKES... SO,I'LL START HERE... BUT DON'T FORGET ABOUT MY WARNING: FASTEN SAFETY BELTS!!! SO,GO ON... HERE IS A FLAT OLD JOKE TO START WITH... DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ABBREVIATION "SVGA" MEANS? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT MEANS "SUPER VIDEO GRAPHIC ADAPTER" FOR SHITING IBM-COMPATIBLE MACHINES (FEATURES: 256 OR 512 KB. VIDEO RAM,100HZ SCREEN PURITY,REAL COLOURS,ETC...) ??? OF COURSE NOT!!! BY THE WAY A NEW MODIFICATION OF THIS MONITOR IS AVAILABLE ON THE MARKET- IT IS CALLED AS "XVGA" MONITOR... AND OF COURSE IT IS BETTER THAN PREVIOUS... OOOHHHH... NOW STOP THE RAVINGS OF A MAD RACOON... I WANT TO GIVE YOU A TRUE ANSWER TO THIS PUZZLING GUESTION... OK... LISTEN TO ME: IMHO ABBREVIATION "SVGA" MEANS "SPECTRUM VIDEO GRAPHIC ADAPTER"... I'M SORRY FOR THIS REALLY FLAT JOKE... I HOPE THE FOLLOWING WILL BE MORE AMUSING... NOW I PRESENT FOR YOUR ATTENTION THE MAIN PART OF THIS INFAMOUS DEMONSTRATION... ALL THAT YOU'LL SEE IS NOT FOR SALE,PURCHASE OR REPUBLISHING. IF YOU WANT TO USE THIS TEXT IN YOUR OWN PROGS THEN REFERENCE TO THE SOURCE IS OBLIGATORY... WARNING!!! THE AUTHOR OF THIS PROGRAM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CHANGES IN THE WORK OF YOUR MACHINE (THE BROKEN SCREEN OF YOUR TV OR MONITOR,MUTILATED DISK DRIVERS,SQUEEZED KEYBOARD,CRUSHED TABLES AND ARM-CHAIRS,ETC...)!!!?! USE THE SERVICE OF COMMERCIAL SEQURITY!!! SO,GO AHEAD!!! THE MAIN PROBLEM OF DISCUSSION WILL BE: WHY IS BEER BETTER THAN THE SECOND HALF OF MANKIND?!?? NOW I'LL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU OF THIS IDEA,IT'S UP TO YOU: BELIEVE IT OR NOT... BE PATIENT TO READ IT... START TO HAVE ENJOY AND SATISFACTION! COME ON! BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN BECAUSE: 1. YOU CAN ENJOY BEER DURING THE WHOLE MONTH. 2. BEER STAINS ARE WASHIBLE. 3. YOU DON'T NEED TO FEED BEER AND GIVE IT ANY DRINK. 4. YOUR BEER IS PACIENTLY WAITING FOR YOU IN A CAR,WHILE YOU ARE HAVING ANOTHER BEER. 5. YOU DON'T NEED TO WASH YOUR BEER TO MAKE IT TASTY. 6. BEER IS NEVER LATE. 7.YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY ALLOWANCE DUE IN CASE YOU'VE CHANGED THE BEER. 8.BEER IS NOT JEALOUS OF ANOTHER BEER. 9.BEER LABELS ARE TAKEN OFF WITHOUT STRUGGLE. 10. BEER CORKS DON'T BITE. 11. YOU MAY CHOOSE ANY BEER IN A BAR. 12.BEER NEVER HAS A HEADACHE. 13. HAVING HAD THE BEER,THE PRICE OF THE BOTTLE IS STILL 10 CENTS. 14. BEER NEVER FAINTS IF YOU SMELL ANOTHER BEER ON COMING HOME. 15. YOU MAY HAVE BEER MORE THAN ONCE DURING A NIGHT WITHOUT REMORSE. 16. YOU MAY SHARE YOUR BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 17. YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE FIRST TO OPEN THE BEER. 18. BEER IS ALWAYS WET. 19. BEER DOESN'T DEMAND EQUALITY. 20. YOU MAY HAVE BEER IN PUBLIC. 21. BEER DOESN'T CARE WHEN YOU FINISH. T H E E N D! COPYRIGHT THIS TEXT BY MATRIX PRINTER LX300,SHEET OF PAPER FOR BUSINESSMEN, BELORUSIAN STATE UNIVERSITY LYCEUM,ETC... ATTENTION TO ALL THE IBM-USERS! BE CAREFUL! A VERY DANGEROUS RESIDENT STEALTH-VIRUS IS SET FREE. IT PERFORMES CERTAIN HARM FUNCTIONS: IF THE DAY NUMBER COINCIDES WITH THE MONTH NUMBER, THE VIRUS FORMATES ALL AVAILABLE DISKS;EVERY SATURDAY FROM 3 TILL 9 O'CLOCK P.M. DAVID GAHAN'S IMAGE APPEARS ON THE SCREEN; YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE MELODY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" IN JULY,20 AND TO "DEAD MARCH" IN MAY,24; IF YOU TYPE ON THE KEYBOARD THE STRING "KINGOFTIME",YOU CAN SEE ON THE SCREEN OBSCENE EXPRESSIONS,ISSUED BY THE VIRUS. THE SPECIFIC FEATURE : IN MBR OF HDD IT DRAWS BY PSEUDOGRAPHIC SYMBOLS A NEW BELORUSIAN STATE EMBLEM (YEAAAAH,FFFUCK IT !!!). THE VIRUS BODY IS CIPHERED. THE CODER/DECODER IS CHOSEN OUT OF 1995*10@1979 VARIANTS. THE DETECTOR "SCAN" RECOGNIZES IT AS "DEPECHE", MEANWHILE THE CURE-PROG "CLEAN" DOESN'T. THERE WILL NOT ANY MORE TEXT IN THIS SCROLL SO I MUST SAY YOU 'GOOD BYE!' BYE-BYE! SEE YOU LATER...
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